so i thought high pitched cr1tikal would make a good dave voice
(audio is from here chumpnuts)

So yeah, Michael “Rage Quit” Jones sped up is a good Karkat voice, right?
well shit it’s happening again
maybe 2 weeks ago i had hit 10,000 followers [that’s crazy, y’all are crazy] and i’m still sorta reeling from the fact that so many people like what i do so here’s my custom letterman giveaway as another gesture of appreciation 8)
you may have noticed i added some new options hehe. new in town is the dreamer and alpha kid lettermans!
the jacket details are the same as the previous giveaway:
- it’s cotton!
- they are available in sizes: unisex S - XL
- [black-sleeved jackets available in women’s S - XL as well]
- you are able to swap symbols on the upper right sleeve [only if you want it!] but the symbol on the breast cannot be changed
- e.g. maybe you want hella jeff on the dirk design instead of the heart who knows
- ONLY AVAILABLE IN FEATURED COLORS!CONDITIONS:
- only ONE like and ONE reblog per person
- please do not use sideblogs for extra chances!
- you don’t have to be following me but it would be nice :> though if the winner is a follower of mine, i /might/ throw in some extra stuff!
- i will handle shipping costs [internat’l is cool]
- have inbox and/or submission box open so i can contact you! and you should probably be comfortable with giving me your address
- giveaway will end march 1, 2013 at 4:00 p.m. PST. there will be ONE winner that will be generated via number randomizer and announced as soon as possible
- the winner has 24 hours to contact me or i will have to select a new one
A WARNING OR TWO: i learned my lesson last time when it took 3 whole days to load the entire list [if anyone has a faster method of loading notes, please let me know!] so as a precaution, i will announce the winner a couple of days after the giveaway ends. like before, i will order the jacket base once the winner responds and will proceed to customize it when it arrives. thereafter, it will be shipped to the winner, which will also take time depending on your location.
if you have any questions, please refer to my FAQ or the FAQ from the previous giveaway first :)
thank you for sticking with me and making being in the homestuck fandom a fun experience!
good luck and have an extravagant day!
CLOUD AND INKY’S SCALEMATE GIVE AWAY!
Okay! So! Cloud and I have never done a giveaway before, but we’ve been in the scalemating mood for a while, so we figured! Why not?? We both work together to make scalemates, so it’ll be a fun bonding experience for us, as well as a nice thing for you!So!
First place will get two scalemates modeled after their OTP! (if your OTP includes Eridan, it might take a little longer, since I’ll be knitting him a little scarf.)
Second place will get a scalemate that looks like their favorite character! (Eridan will take longer because I’m going to knit him a scarf, so heads up!)
Third place will get to pick up to three colors that they want on a scalemate! If you want us to, we’ll even give it a cute little name when we send it to you!
RULES
1. No need to follow us, but if you follow Cloud and you win, you’ll get a page full of drawings of your OTP in addition to whatever your prize is! (Cloud’s art is here, so CHECK IT OUT!)
2. You get one like and one reblog, so make ‘em count!
3. We will message the winners and ask them what their preferences are for the scalemates, so don’t worry about reblogging with that.
4. PLEASE TAG YOUR REBLOG WITH #giveaway as a courtesy to your followers! ;u;
5. The giveaway will end on Friday, January 11th. It will end at 11:00 pm EST, and we’ll get the asks out as soon as we can!
6. We can only do shipping within the US and Canada, so sorry for anyone who doesn’t live there.
7. Please make sure your ask boxes are open on the 11th so we can contact you!
That’s about it! Good luck to everyone! We can’t wait to get to make your scalemates!!
look at their little chain cuffs. ahhh. that is so cute ahhh
what if the tipton hosted an anime convention
NO HOMESTUCKS IN THE LOBBY
Making my girlfriend a Homestuck bracelet
Because I love her
And because I’m awesome
(Source: mechazawasenpai)
WOW WHAT A GIVEAWAY
so I kinda wanted to do a giveaway bc you guys are so fucking cool for following me and I’m not even at a milestone for followers but
yeah
okay SHUT UP PERCY WHAT ARE WE GOING TO GET right?
1st Place Winner!!
- any kid or troll cosplay, minus the wig. (wigs are expensive and need to be ordered online and I have a very weird wig shopping routine. you might not like the one you get)
- this includes: their shirt (hand-painted if need be), their choice of bottom, and any glasses that they have
- I can’t do anything that would require me to sew a lot. I can make skirts. that’s pretty much it. try to stick with their normal outfit, please.
- trolls will get the makeup needed, which will include Ben Nye cream make up (two in the normal grey and one color for contouring), black lipstick for trolls with black lips (including the boys) or any other color lipstick they may have, a bottle of Final Seal, and a bottle of Quick Cleanse
- trolls will also get their horns (unless you are Tavros and then I’m sorry, that’s impossible for me to do) small horns will be on clear beading string that you can clip into your hair or wig. slightly larger horns will be on hair clips. ancestor horns are too big.
Second place winner!!!
- any troll/kid themed pajama set! this will include a shirt with their symbol hand-painted on it and a pair of PJ pants with their last name down the leg
- any other goodies I decide to throw in (like a drawing or something)
Rules!!!!!!!!
- normal followers get two daily reblogs.
- you don’t have to be following me. it would be pretty nice but you don’t have to at all.
- IF YOU ARE PART OF THE HOMESTUCKS MN GROUP (you know who you are) YOU GET THREE DAILY REBLOGS AND LIKE PRIVILEGES ON FACEBOOK.
- likes totally count.
- this will end September 22
good luck everyone!
(Source: princeroxy)